Swagalicious so Delicious
etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.
Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)
and the two of them just freeze
Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style
Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???
and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.

Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)

and the two of them just freeze

Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style

Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???

and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*
everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*
everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*
everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
girl/boy: *suicidal*
everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
girl/boy: *self harms*
everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
girl/boy: *has anxiety*
everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
girl/boy:
girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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erarg:

where is he today: the man who submitted to dirtydisneyconfessions they wanted to fuck the granny bug 200 times

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

wimpynoodle:

i lost 2 followers for this post

alienslime:

Twerk.

alienslime:

Twerk.

inuoka:

people on tumblr who think they’re top shit be like

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virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

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Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

ciel-cerise:

haru where is your muscle

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years